is there anything bacon can't do? part 37

seriously, we are all familiar with the healing power of bacon. and while medical research has been slow to support this notion... they are catching up.

ah, bacon. is there anything you can't do?

don't censor the web..

Starry, Starry Bacon...

now here's a little art project for anyone with too much time on their hands (we've already established you can never have too much bacon on your hands). this rendering (get it? rendering? aw, forget about it) of van gogh's starry night done with bacon products is part of instructables bacon contest. not just delicious, but artistically delicious. and really, isn't that what bacon is all about?

we don't know, we thought we were asking you.

Yes, it's been a little while...

and we feel bad for not reminding you that bacon is not only one of life's finer things, but also one of life's stranger compulsions. take for instance, J&D's baconlube. anybody?

yeah, we thought not.

proper propaganda...

it's been a while since we engaged in some bacon art, and while this is a little late for a tie-in with the recent patriotic holiday, it may be time to start thinking about something along the lines of "bacon freedom day". because, they can take our lives, but they'll never take our...

BACON!

this makes scents...

get it? aw, forget it..

this from a company called mancandles. bacon scented aromatherapy. seriously, you got a better idea? didn't think so. check out all the fresh manly scents, campfire, grandpa's pipe, new mitt, fresh cut grass...

so beautiful..

ok, this is gettin' a little weird..

we love bacon. and we try to think outside the box. (yes, the one we live in under the freeway). but this seems a bit awkward, even to us. still bacon flavored breath is probably better than terminal halitosis. so, brush up, kids.

more bacon aromatherapy...

sometimes you need something subtle. sometimes you need something that appeals to the meateater in your prospective mate. sometimes you just want to smell comfortable. enter bacon classic. the fragrance for the man who doesn't have time to fry bacon before he goes on a date.

something in the air...

talk about freshening up a room. at $8.99 a pop, this container of BaconAir could replace every glade product in your home. interesting note, as of this morning, this product was sold out. seriously, it gives us hope.

National Pig Day...

Okay, we have to admit, we had no idea there was a national day of pigs, or a national day of pig celebration. (given the obesity rate in this country, we figured every day was a day of celebrating being pigs). but this is the day, march 1st, national pig day. so, get ready to send out those cards to all your favorite pigs...

oh, and click on the pig to order some delicious gummy bacon candy, because damn fool, you can't eat pig on national pig day. or can you?

Who would object to this?

this must be what a nativity scene in heaven looks like.

you know, if heaven is a messy oven.

thanks to our friends at the burning man bacon list for the tip.

will the awesomeness ever stop?

apparently not...

just add water?

and then what? sit back and enjoy the miracle of bacon drink tabs?

sounds like awesomeness to us.

the only infinite you need to know...

not like this is a surprise or anything. those of us who love our bacon know that it's tasty goodness passes through time and space and out of knowing. but now there is a tee-shirt that explains it to those who need a visual.

this is some sick sh*t right here...

this is My First Bacon, a cuddly fluff of nonsense for your child to hug. it's hard to know where to begin with something this wrong. seriously, bacon is our favorite thing in the known world, but you don't cuddle with bacon, except right before you eat it. and if children try to eat this toy, they will surely choke or at the very least, become constipated (poly fiber fill is tough to digest). it just sends the wrong message.

wrong. wrong. wrong. and to make matters worse, it talks.

we want one.

holiday news this good can't wait..

alright, maybe it could wait a little..

kids, this is the jones bacon soda holiday gift pack. we know, we were a little scared at first too. but with 2 bottles of bacon soda, a package of bacon popcorn (microwavable), a package of bacon gravy AND a tube of bacon lip balm, this has all the makins' for a very bacony holiday. everybody knows somebody who would enjoy the thoughtfulness behind the gift of bacon soda, right? right?

okay, it sounds a little disgusting, but i bet if you added some bacon flavored vodka it'd wash that popcorn and gravy combination right down. and don't forget to balm those lips.

why didn't we think of this?

there are so many good reasons to be in new york this time of year. there's the yankees in the playoffs. the fall colors. and of course bacon-palooza. all things bacon in the greatest city in amerika. what else could you want?

for the enterprising chef/cop...

every once in a while, somebody comes up with an interesting way to serve bacon. and while the whole bacon donut thing has been done (several times), this seemed a little more substantial than just sprinkling your favorite donut with bacon. seriously, you can sprinkle bacon over just about anything and it works (with the possible exception of gefilte fish, which should not be eaten anyway). i think what drew us to this recipe was the notion that is was a complete breakfast, coffee included. bacon fans, we present coffee syrup donuts with bacon.

you can thank us later.

six degrees of strangeness..

we have said many times that we love all things bacon, and we've been made to understand that should include kevin bacon and while that makes a certain amount sense, nothing about this..

..a bust of kevin bacon made entirely of bacon makes any sense whatsoever. check it for yourself, the story is here. and while we sort how we feel about this (seriously, look at the damn thing, it's hardly appetizing and it doesn't even really look like mr. bacon), it is bacon to the second power.

as for art? well, that's in the eye of the beholder.

hey, it's in a museum. somebody must think it's art.

seriously, you can't steal bacon...

we

know

how

it

is...

you're in the meat section of the grocery store and at the far end, bathed in a glowing aura of deliciousness is the bacon.

your tummy rumbles. when was the last time you had a really good piece of bacon?

okay, a couple of hours ago. but it seems like an eternity. your stomach rumbles again. you wish you hadn't left your antacid in the car.

all of a sudden, you hear your name...

wake up, dumbass. you're on closed circuit teevee stealin' bacon.

a silly excuse for cooking bacon...

here at baconics, we're not huge fans of automatic weapons. we're okay with hand guns and hunting rifles (and shotguns, cuz of the cool sound they make). and if you're paranoid about the government infringing on your personal space, we can understand your desire to be equally armed. but the idea of any schmuck being able to lay their hands on one doesn't even remotely sound sensible. in fact, the best use of a privately owned automatic weapon came to us this morning via Fark/Youtube.

check it out here.

and remember, school is back in session. make sure you give your little student a proper ration of delicious bacon before you send them off to daycare/school. no matter how you cook it, bacon has something for everybody.