kids, this is the jones bacon soda holiday gift pack. we know, we were a little scared at first too. but with 2 bottles of bacon soda, a package of bacon popcorn (microwavable), a package of bacon gravy AND a tube of bacon lip balm, this has all the makins' for a very bacony holiday. everybody knows somebody who would enjoy the thoughtfulness behind the gift of bacon soda, right? right?
okay, it sounds a little disgusting, but i bet if you added some bacon flavored vodka it'd wash that popcorn and gravy combination right down. and don't forget to balm those lips.
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