Monday, December 31, 2012

Watchin' out for all our bacon buddies...


if you're like us (and we naturally assume that you are, given your taste in bacon blog sites), you enjoy your new year's eve celebrations saturated with alcohol. and you'll also be looking for a tasty way to cure the ills of said saturation. look no further.

and from all of us at baconics: enjoy your new year.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

tis the season...


yes, virginia, there is yule video for lover's of the gateway meat. The folks over at Applegate have created an alternative version of the yule log. and it's delicious.

merry bacon.

Monday, December 3, 2012

You know...


...you can love something in a way it was never meant to be loved.

exhibit A: bacon jello.

you decide..

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

It's been a while...

But this was just too important...


yeah, you're reading that arightly. Bacon Flavored Instant Baby Formula. because, you can't start them infants too soon enjoying the benefits of bacon. don't believe us? over at  J&D's Foods,  there's a waiting list for this fine product. hey, this is baconics, we take our bacon very seriously.

you know, when we're not sucking it down from a baby bottle.

Friday, August 10, 2012

another moist soapy stretch...


in an effort to bring bacon to pretty much every living situation, we proudly announce the finding of the bacon shower curtain. granted, it's not the best looking bacon, but it's bacon in the bathroom and the more that can happen, the better the bathroom.

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Not that we expect you'll actually do this...

The Bacon Fat Candle
seriously, as a species, we ingest a metric buttload of bacon every year and we all need candles, right? electricity is not a stable thing, and who wants to sit around in the dark? so here's a idea...

don't thank us yet. it's a little bit of work. but it begins with cookin' up some bacon, so...

it's got that goin' for it.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

bacon history, part 37...

...dressing up as bacon.

get the full story over at Cooking Issues. and remember, anywhere you go dressed like bacon, people will be glad to see you.

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Saturday, February 4, 2012

some things should not be attempted by fast food companies...


this is the bacon shake from jack in the box (yeah, the dimwits who brought you the jumbaco). made with artificial bacon flavored syrup and vanilla ice cream. and here's a guy who actually tried it and reviewed it. again, this is not an endorsement. some things are best left to baconheads, and not to those who pander to baconheads.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

is there anything bacon can't do? part 37



seriously, we are all familiar with the healing power of bacon. and while medical research has been slow to support this notion... they are catching up.

ah, bacon. is there anything you can't do?