Not that we expect you'll actually do this...

The Bacon Fat Candle

seriously, as a species, we ingest a metric buttload of bacon every year and we all need candles, right? electricity is not a stable thing, and who wants to sit around in the dark? so here's a idea...

don't thank us yet. it's a little bit of work. but it begins with cookin' up some bacon, so...

it's got that goin' for it.