Pandemic, my ass...

heard mr. t showed up for jury duty today in chicago. figured that sense of civic duty deserved special appreciation (whether mr. t reads baconics or not). also, this swine flu nonsense has got to be reined in. seriously, how foolish do we need to be?

Reflections on our collective history of violence...

yeah, we've been hiding mr. banana® for just the right moment.

it would seem that moment is upon us. someone suggested we  join the NRA today because the NRA is all about fighting government control and the re-establishment of the constitution. turns out the ACLU is impotent, and besides, the NRA has all the money and guns. 

reminds us of the old adage: if all you have is a hammer, then you see every problem as a nail.

money and guns. that's funny.

and oh yeah, click the pic for large version.

Stop trashing the place for a day...

a little something in recognition of earth day 2009.

More Spring Break Entertainment...

believe us when we say we're bored out of our minds.

please enjoy the next installment of carl & covinski.

More fun with Carl & Covinski

it's spring break here at baconics. which means that there are young men running hither and yon, looking for ways to ease the monotony of unstructured foolishness. this is when computer projects have a certain appeal. the youngest member of team baconics did the character drawings for this series and we feel he's deserving of some recognition. so, here's to you, youngest member of team baconics. nice work.

Sorry, kids...

INTERNET BACON IS NO LONGER COOL.

sad to say, but when the LA Times business blog covers something, it is officially passe.

you can still enjoy bacon's chewy/crunchy smoky goodness, (and we recommend you do, in this crazy messed up world, delicious bacon is one of the few constants), but baconics will pare back on linking to bacon awesomeness around the 'net. Like yesterday's awesome april fools joke from thinkgeek.com.

let's be real folks, we're not just about bacon. we're about...

..well, we'll have to think about that.

Back to Bacon

Squeez Bacon™ that is.

thanks to the smart asses at thinkgeek.com

and our good buddies over at firsttard for pointing us

in the right direction.