will the awesomeness ever stop?

apparently not...

just add water?

and then what? sit back and enjoy the miracle of bacon drink tabs?

sounds like awesomeness to us.

the only infinite you need to know...

not like this is a surprise or anything. those of us who love our bacon know that it's tasty goodness passes through time and space and out of knowing. but now there is a tee-shirt that explains it to those who need a visual.

this is some sick sh*t right here...

this is My First Bacon, a cuddly fluff of nonsense for your child to hug. it's hard to know where to begin with something this wrong. seriously, bacon is our favorite thing in the known world, but you don't cuddle with bacon, except right before you eat it. and if children try to eat this toy, they will surely choke or at the very least, become constipated (poly fiber fill is tough to digest). it just sends the wrong message.

wrong. wrong. wrong. and to make matters worse, it talks.

we want one.

holiday news this good can't wait..

alright, maybe it could wait a little..

kids, this is the jones bacon soda holiday gift pack. we know, we were a little scared at first too. but with 2 bottles of bacon soda, a package of bacon popcorn (microwavable), a package of bacon gravy AND a tube of bacon lip balm, this has all the makins' for a very bacony holiday. everybody knows somebody who would enjoy the thoughtfulness behind the gift of bacon soda, right? right?

okay, it sounds a little disgusting, but i bet if you added some bacon flavored vodka it'd wash that popcorn and gravy combination right down. and don't forget to balm those lips.