Someone needs rendering

this is the lamest crap we've ever heard

A simple tribute...

sad to say, the guy who invented the single greatest boon to folks troubled by squeaky shit, died yesterday. so long, john s. barry. thanks for the lube job.

and here's a little something to remember us by:

bacon flavored wd40.

Some blog this turned out to be...

as life as we know it slowly fades into oblivion and things turn ugly all around us, it's nice to know there a few things we can count on. unfortunately, this blog isn't one of them. we'd like to be able to tell you it's because there's so many other things going on, but that wouldn't be the truth. the truth is mundane. the truth is lazy. the truth can't scrape together the interest.

oh, wait, that's us.