six degrees of strangeness..

we have said many times that we love all things bacon, and we've been made to understand that should include kevin bacon and while that makes a certain amount sense, nothing about this..

..a bust of kevin bacon made entirely of bacon makes any sense whatsoever. check it for yourself, the story is here. and while we sort how we feel about this (seriously, look at the damn thing, it's hardly appetizing and it doesn't even really look like mr. bacon), it is bacon to the second power.

as for art? well, that's in the eye of the beholder.

hey, it's in a museum. somebody must think it's art.

seriously, you can't steal bacon...

we

know

how

it

is...

you're in the meat section of the grocery store and at the far end, bathed in a glowing aura of deliciousness is the bacon.

your tummy rumbles. when was the last time you had a really good piece of bacon?

okay, a couple of hours ago. but it seems like an eternity. your stomach rumbles again. you wish you hadn't left your antacid in the car.

all of a sudden, you hear your name...

wake up, dumbass. you're on closed circuit teevee stealin' bacon.

a silly excuse for cooking bacon...

here at baconics, we're not huge fans of automatic weapons. we're okay with hand guns and hunting rifles (and shotguns, cuz of the cool sound they make). and if you're paranoid about the government infringing on your personal space, we can understand your desire to be equally armed. but the idea of any schmuck being able to lay their hands on one doesn't even remotely sound sensible. in fact, the best use of a privately owned automatic weapon came to us this morning via Fark/Youtube.

check it out here.

and remember, school is back in session. make sure you give your little student a proper ration of delicious bacon before you send them off to daycare/school. no matter how you cook it, bacon has something for everybody.