Last Item...

it seemed like a cheap shot, but like all parting, it can be such sweet sorrow...

..or it can be a tremendously cheap shot.

may 2009 be all you want it to be.

but make sure you have a back up plan.

Certain things are undeniable...

the sun rises in the east and sets in the west. there are dark places in the world. thinking is the greatest enemy of perfection. everything sleeps. animals cannot speak in complete sentences. people live. people die. and the time in between is a mixed bag. breathing is good.

scum continues to float to the top.

Lunch The Box

presents

no bacon 4 u

a review of the undeniable scum that always floats to the top... and why we're taking away their bacon.

here's a guy who needs to have his bacon removed with extreme prejudice... 

this is Illinois Governor, Rod Blagojevich. he decided he would sell Barrack Obama's recently vacated senate seat. he decided to do this while he was under investigation. he decided to brag about it on a tapped phone. not only did Rod decide to commit  crime, but he was stupid about it to boot.

we imagine the next time Rod sees bacon, he'll be trading buttsecks for it in cell block "d".

The Gift That Keeps On Giving...

well, the holidays are right around the corner and nothing says "merry christmas" like another worthless token of empty headed consumerism. 

nothing says "i care" like a personal gift festooned with personalized images and words.

nothing says "i gave up" like grabbing the first cheesy knick-knack you see, just so you have something to hand to that special someone on christmas morning.

because that's what it's all about, isn't it?

Seriously, it's a legitimate question...

these are hard times, no doubt about that...

and nothing sez  get bent, hard times  like a frivolous purchase of worthless crap. especially when that worthless crap promises to be the ebay money maker of the next century. (and if you can't wait that long, you can get your postage and handling charge back at your next garage sale).

own your historic piece of the 

delicious victory.

Why The Fuck Not?

(click the pic for the full on glory of it all)