A good strategy for any situation..

we like the idea of a tactical food group. and even while some people might focus on the question of whether bacon's edibility can last ten years, we believe the can, which, if you look closely states, "I firmly believe that bacon has the potential to bring about world peace!"

boy, that anonymous guy sure knows his shit.

Okay, it's gettin' a little weird...

hey, kids, it's the bacon shoe from keds. remember keds? they cornered the market on geek footwear, until vans and sketchers came along. but this shoe right here may change all that. if it doesn't freak people out too much. seriously, we can understand delicious recipes featuring bacon, but clothing and footwear? you can't eat clothes and shoes, folks, no matter how bad the economy gets.

go on. order a pair. you know you want to.

we wash our hands of it. where'd we put that bacon scented soap?

Another positive step in false advertising...

it's strikes us odd, this balm o'de lip. it's almost like lying. like saying "kiss me, i just had some bacon", but really it was a veggie burger with tofu cheese. why not just have some bacon and leave some grease on your kissable parts?