let's play: how far behind?

last month we posted about bacon body wash, so really, who didn't see this coming?

after all, you washed with bacon body wash,  you brushed your teeth with bacon toothpaste, you've stuffed some money (if you have any left after buying everything bacon) in your bacon wallet,  you're about to put on your bacon shoes and bacon suit, shouldn't you dampen your own personal stink with some Power Bacon? (from your good buddies at j.d. foods). seriously. you're ready to get out there and...

...bacon?

well, it's an idea...

..but we think we'll just stick with putting a couple of slices in our armpits. 

however, if you are the kind of person who doesn't like to waste perfectly good bacon so you can smell like bacon, hurry over to this place and get this stuff on sale. (or at least it was on sale when we went there).

more bacon aromatherapy...

sometimes you need something subtle. sometimes you need something that appeals to the meateater in your prospective mate. sometimes you just want to smell comfortable. enter bacon classic. the fragrance for the man who doesn't have time to fry bacon before he goes on a date.