bacon and wrong should never be in the same sentence...

but in this case, we might have to make an exception...

that's right, campers, sizzling bacon candy. the mind boggles. the stomach rubbles. the tongue gets strange burn marks. who knows? it just sounds wrong.

the meal in a glass...

leave it to canada. more specifically the Hogs Back Brewing Co. near Ottawa. oatmeal bacon stout. seriously, sounds like the perfect breakfast. lunch. or dinner. or late night snack. if you visit the link scroll down a bit for a worthwhile description of what's got to be one of the better ideas of 2013.

thanks, canada.

the wrong way to start the new year....

knowing this sounds counter-intuitive, some things just should not be made out of bacon. largely because it seems like a tremendous waste of perfectly good bacon (redundant).

to whit: the bacon guitar. (instructions here)

Watchin' out for all our bacon buddies...

if you're like us (and we naturally assume that you are, given your taste in bacon blog sites), you enjoy your new year's eve celebrations saturated with alcohol. and you'll also be looking for a tasty way to cure the ills of said saturation. look no further.

and from all of us at baconics: enjoy your new year.

tis the season...

yes, virginia, there is yule video for lover's of the gateway meat. The folks over at Applegate have created an alternative version of the yule log. and it's delicious.

merry bacon.

You know...

...you can love something in a way it was never meant to be loved.

exhibit A: bacon jello.

you decide..

It's been a while...

But this was just too important...

yeah, you're reading that arightly. Bacon Flavored Instant Baby Formula. because, you can't start them infants too soon enjoying the benefits of bacon. don't believe us? over at  J&D's Foods,  there's a waiting list for this fine product. hey, this is baconics, we take our bacon very seriously.

you know, when we're not sucking it down from a baby bottle.

another moist soapy stretch...

in an effort to bring bacon to pretty much every living situation, we proudly announce the finding of the bacon shower curtain. granted, it's not the best looking bacon, but it's bacon in the bathroom and the more that can happen, the better the bathroom.

Not that we expect you'll actually do this...

The Bacon Fat Candle

seriously, as a species, we ingest a metric buttload of bacon every year and we all need candles, right? electricity is not a stable thing, and who wants to sit around in the dark? so here's a idea...

don't thank us yet. it's a little bit of work. but it begins with cookin' up some bacon, so...

it's got that goin' for it.

bacon history, part 37...

...dressing up as bacon.

get the full story over at Cooking Issues. and remember, anywhere you go dressed like bacon, people will be glad to see you.

To die for...

a good friend of baconics passed this on today.

his hat will be sorely tipped.

some things should not be attempted by fast food companies...

this is the bacon shake from jack in the box (yeah, the dimwits who brought you the jumbaco). made with artificial bacon flavored syrup and vanilla ice cream. and here's a guy who actually tried it and reviewed it. again, this is not an endorsement. some things are best left to baconheads, and not to those who pander to baconheads.

is there anything bacon can't do? part 37

seriously, we are all familiar with the healing power of bacon. and while medical research has been slow to support this notion... they are catching up.

ah, bacon. is there anything you can't do?

don't censor the web..

Starry, Starry Bacon...

now here's a little art project for anyone with too much time on their hands (we've already established you can never have too much bacon on your hands). this rendering (get it? rendering? aw, forget about it) of van gogh's starry night done with bacon products is part of instructables bacon contest. not just delicious, but artistically delicious. and really, isn't that what bacon is all about?

we don't know, we thought we were asking you.

Yes, it's been a little while...

and we feel bad for not reminding you that bacon is not only one of life's finer things, but also one of life's stranger compulsions. take for instance, J&D's baconlube. anybody?

yeah, we thought not.

proper propaganda...

it's been a while since we engaged in some bacon art, and while this is a little late for a tie-in with the recent patriotic holiday, it may be time to start thinking about something along the lines of "bacon freedom day". because, they can take our lives, but they'll never take our...

BACON!

this makes scents...

get it? aw, forget it..

this from a company called mancandles. bacon scented aromatherapy. seriously, you got a better idea? didn't think so. check out all the fresh manly scents, campfire, grandpa's pipe, new mitt, fresh cut grass...

so beautiful..

ok, this is gettin' a little weird..

we love bacon. and we try to think outside the box. (yes, the one we live in under the freeway). but this seems a bit awkward, even to us. still bacon flavored breath is probably better than terminal halitosis. so, brush up, kids.

more bacon aromatherapy...

sometimes you need something subtle. sometimes you need something that appeals to the meateater in your prospective mate. sometimes you just want to smell comfortable. enter bacon classic. the fragrance for the man who doesn't have time to fry bacon before he goes on a date.