lots of folks ask..."yo, lunch, what's with all the bacon references?"
well, we've said it before, we'll say it again: bacon is delicious.
politics not so much. politics can leave a bad taste in your mouth. especially these days when the political climate in this country is openly hostile. and without getting into a big long rant about how that happened (we blame faith based wedge issues), here at baconics we believe bacon can make politics delicious.
and let's face it, it's easier to digest something you enjoy chewing.
click the pic for closer inspection.
this chart shows lunch the box's thought processes on the various political issues of the day. see if you can recognize how thinking about bacon makes these topics easier to stomach.
and remember, no bacon for joe-zo.
(despite the dems letting him keep his)
as far as we're concerned, he remains spam.
special thanks to our buddy baron for the joe-zo logo
wednesday of last week, i get a notification from Blogger telling me i may be a spam blog and they're going to shut me down until i can verify for them that i am a real human being and not just some canned bacon gone completely off. so i verify. and i wait patiently. two days pass, nothing. i spend a few minutes trying to figure out how to contact Blogger support and maybe plead my humanity to a real human being. nothing. i verify again. nothing. the next day the same thing. now, i'm starting to get a little pissed off. and there is absolutely no way i can contact Blogger directly and vent (which is all i really want to do at this point). so i decide i will "verify" every damn day until the release my blog from spam hell. i visit their verify page and lo and behold and all that good shit, Blogger has finally recognized that i verified. now all i have to do is wait until they can take a look at my blog and decide whether it is indeed spam. silly assholes, i mutter to myself, it's not spam...
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