Showing posts with label sarah palin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sarah palin. Show all posts

Thursday, October 30, 2008

A couple of scary bits...

a couple of frightening things have come out of this election (sidebars, of course, to the one large scary thing that could come out of this election)...
  • sarah palin being hailed as "the new ronald reagan" (which basically implies she's an old dead cowboy who can't remember where she parked her horse)
  • the 2012 campaign begins nov. 5th
seriously, 20 months of presidential campaigning sucked. but 48 months? that's gonna suck and blow at the same time and we all know what happens then...

...that's right, the world will collapse on itself. 

politics never goes away. it is a tasty aspect of life (especially if you think about bacon every time some moron tosses his political concerns/fears/bleetings on the fire) that can add unwanted inches to the waist and unnecessary fat around the brain. and while campaigning never seems to stop, we, the people, are well within our rights to ignore it. and since we can't count on our elected officials to exercise good judgement and restraint, maybe it' s time the electorate turned it's back on the endless parade of lifeless packaging we call "elections". 
at least until the last couple of months, when everything turns vicious and ugly. then maybe, we can sneak a peek.

everybody knows, america loves a train wreck.

update: speaking of scary bits, check out this chunk of crazy from texas: 23% of voters polled in texas are convinced barrack obama is a muslim. proof once again that no matter what the truth is, people can ignore it.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Lip Smackin' Desperation..

well, the debate wasn't quite the game changer mccain was hoping for. and the negative stuff is starting to bite ol' dickhead in his saggy tired butt. so what's an ex-p.o.w. desperately seeking the presidency to do?

Friday, October 3, 2008

Lunch The Box Sez...

I tell ya, that Sarah Palin is a master debater. The way she was able to cram all those talking points into ninety seconds, it was like a thick slathering of mayonnaise on a warm b.l.t.
You could actually see Joe Biden licking his lips and mouthing the words "yummy".
Kinda like the way Papa John McCain goes all googy-eyes as he's checking out her tight ass while she's stumping for his saggy old one.
And they call the media sexist.
That's comedy.



 

Thursday, October 2, 2008

The Bacon Knows (recent edition)

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lately the bacon has been real excited about sarah palin. 
not only is she a god fearin' shotgun wieldin' hottie, 
but bacon really enjoys being "sexist".
and as an extra bonus, rumor has it
the governor from alaska has an awesome
recipe for moose bacon.