let's play: how far behind?

last month we posted about bacon body wash, so really, who didn't see this coming?

after all, you washed with bacon body wash,  you brushed your teeth with bacon toothpaste, you've stuffed some money (if you have any left after buying everything bacon) in your bacon wallet,  you're about to put on your bacon shoes and bacon suit, shouldn't you dampen your own personal stink with some Power Bacon? (from your good buddies at j.d. foods). seriously. you're ready to get out there and...

...bacon?

this definitely beats bath soap...

...but not by much.

from a group known as Lollyphile comes...wait for it... the sriracha bacon lollypop. stock up now, the holidays are right around the corner. two of our favorite flavors come together in something we would never put into our mouths. seriously, it'd be like beer flavored ice cream... love 'em both, but... eww.