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this is the lamest crap we've ever heard

A simple tribute...

sad to say, the guy who invented the single greatest boon to folks troubled by squeaky shit, died yesterday. so long, john s. barry. thanks for the lube job.

and here's a little something to remember us by:

bacon flavored wd40.

Some blog this turned out to be...

as life as we know it slowly fades into oblivion and things turn ugly all around us, it's nice to know there a few things we can count on. unfortunately, this blog isn't one of them. we'd like to be able to tell you it's because there's so many other things going on, but that wouldn't be the truth. the truth is mundane. the truth is lazy. the truth can't scrape together the interest.

oh, wait, that's us.

it's getting ugly out there...

time to gear up, people.

are you bacon strong?

A quick question...

in a proper world, these yahoos wouldn't be allowed to run a 7-11. seriously, if you saw these two bozos working the counter at burger king, you'd head up the street to taco bell. the joe-zo stands by while graham cracker inaccurately describes the five dollar foot long currently sold at the congressional subway for five hundred thousand.

Please, Mr. T, don't sue us...

sometimes, a notion will strike and the next thing you know, the entire morning has been wasted making silly inspirational poster knock offs.

did we say wasted? 

we meant enhanced. 

okay, kiddies back to work.

(click the pic for a readable size)

The Other Bacon

from gawker...

eat your art.

too much brilliance...

check out meatcards.

there can be no way to estimate the impact this will have on society at large.

finally, a green solution we can all live with. (okay except for maybe peta)

We're all Joe the Plumber

..when it comes to NCNA!

(click the strip for something you can actually read)

A waste of a day...

came across this coloring book couldn't resist. 

click the pic to enlarge.

Pandemic, my ass...

heard mr. t showed up for jury duty today in chicago. figured that sense of civic duty deserved special appreciation (whether mr. t reads baconics or not). also, this swine flu nonsense has got to be reined in. seriously, how foolish do we need to be?

Reflections on our collective history of violence...

yeah, we've been hiding mr. banana® for just the right moment.

it would seem that moment is upon us. someone suggested we  join the NRA today because the NRA is all about fighting government control and the re-establishment of the constitution. turns out the ACLU is impotent, and besides, the NRA has all the money and guns. 

reminds us of the old adage: if all you have is a hammer, then you see every problem as a nail.

money and guns. that's funny.

and oh yeah, click the pic for large version.

Stop trashing the place for a day...

a little something in recognition of earth day 2009.

More Spring Break Entertainment...

believe us when we say we're bored out of our minds.

please enjoy the next installment of carl & covinski.

More fun with Carl & Covinski

it's spring break here at baconics. which means that there are young men running hither and yon, looking for ways to ease the monotony of unstructured foolishness. this is when computer projects have a certain appeal. the youngest member of team baconics did the character drawings for this series and we feel he's deserving of some recognition. so, here's to you, youngest member of team baconics. nice work.

Sorry, kids...

INTERNET BACON IS NO LONGER COOL.

sad to say, but when the LA Times business blog covers something, it is officially passe.

you can still enjoy bacon's chewy/crunchy smoky goodness, (and we recommend you do, in this crazy messed up world, delicious bacon is one of the few constants), but baconics will pare back on linking to bacon awesomeness around the 'net. Like yesterday's awesome april fools joke from thinkgeek.com.

let's be real folks, we're not just about bacon. we're about...

..well, we'll have to think about that.

Back to Bacon

Squeez Bacon™ that is.

thanks to the smart asses at thinkgeek.com

and our good buddies over at firsttard for pointing us

in the right direction.

Might Be On 2 Something Here

okay, this is a little more our style. 

it is, after all, a jab at business as usual.

but we can't stop playing around 

with these wonderful toys.

Not about bacon or politics..

 

might be a new trend here at baconics.

but who knows?

Every once in a while...

we have to drop what we're doing and pay homage to an idea so...

...awesome, it boggles the mind while clogging the arteries. folks, we offer up humbly and without anybody's permission:

THE BACON EXPLOSION

remember who loves ya, baby.