how wrong is this?

bacon is not your enemy...

some sort of devil bacon nonsense. available at comicon 2010,

the science is in, baby...

..and it's beautiful. truck on over to thinkgeek and get your science on.

ht to manderso nation.

Summer reading...

so, you're sitting at the beach reading a book.

ask yourself: is my book as awesome as Zingerman's Guide to Better Bacon?

yeah, it's doubtful.

we become frightened...

..by the beauty of this incredible world we live in.

rainbow bacon, kids. it's now a reality. take a few moments to breath.

Wondering what to do with the kids this summer?

two words, baby: bacon camp.

thanks to the folks at laughingsquid.com for this tasty way to get your kids outa your hair.

waste of bacon?

you decide...

for more, click here

Patron Saint of Bacon

hey, kids, check it out...

it's Saint Anthony, Patron Saint of Bacon.

well, okay, it's not really Saint Anthony, Patron Saint of Bacon, it's more like a mini-figurine. a gift from a wonderful group of kids up in ashland oregon (i'd name 'em here, but knowing you folks they'd never get a moment's peace until every needy child on this great blue ball had a St. Anthony of their own). it even comes with a bacon prayer...

praise be to the bacon gods.

Off the bacon track...

click the pic to enlarge...

A little late for valentine's day...

does anybody really need a special occasion to send a bouquet of these babies?

we think not.

Hiding in plain sight..

the question most asked these days. where have we been? you could call it regrouping, but that would suggest we were a group once and somedays we aren't too sure. anyway, mccain making an ass of himself at the "don't ask, don't tell" hearings seemed like a good enough occasion to shrug off the new years introspectfest and come out of the closet..

wait, that doesn't sound right.

Maybe it's time for an office job...

Finally, an office supply we can all get behind.

Sometimes, it gets real simple

bacon lamp. right? bacon lamp. learn to make it here.

and remember when life gets you down, just remember, somebody out there is making something new out of bacon.

working towards resolution...

we seriously hope no one was counting on healthcare reform by christmas, because that ain't gonna happen. there's too much money in the current system and there's not enough courage in our elected officials to do without that money. but we hope that this sends a message to the heartland. the government stopped caring about "we, the people" some time ago. and as we struggle to provide for ourselves and those who depend on us, we might want to remember that supporting the current system is not... and never has been really... in our best interests.

enough preaching. the holidays are approaching. the marriage is dissolving. and life is altering in a rather large way. and as we ride the wave in our little corner of the tidal basin, we're hoping to spend some serious time reaching out and slapping the virtual world. if for no other reason than to make a small bit of noise.

Laying low for a month or so...

the ebb and flow of everyday life has taken it's toll here at baconics...

so, as a weak offering to the blog gods, we present "what to be for halloween". (thanks to the folks at the burning man bacon list for turning us onto this idea, since we obviously can't come up with any of our own).

Got Religion?

you do now...

grease yourself up and slide on over to the Holy Church of Bacon. let the good tasting spirit fill your empty belly with the understanding that passes all. and if they ask, tell 'em who sent you...

better late than never...

this is in support of a young man who spent a moment in the spotlight reminding the world (and the saw-offed tree hugging bitch on wife swap) that bacon is not only good for him, but it is indeed a god given right!

International Day Of Yee-F*ckin'-Haw!

september 5th is International Bacon Day.

get out your pork attire...

and go hog wild...

after all, we're sure you've waited all year for this day!

A good strategy for any situation..

we like the idea of a tactical food group. and even while some people might focus on the question of whether bacon's edibility can last ten years, we believe the can, which, if you look closely states, "I firmly believe that bacon has the potential to bring about world peace!"

boy, that anonymous guy sure knows his shit.

Okay, it's gettin' a little weird...

hey, kids, it's the bacon shoe from keds. remember keds? they cornered the market on geek footwear, until vans and sketchers came along. but this shoe right here may change all that. if it doesn't freak people out too much. seriously, we can understand delicious recipes featuring bacon, but clothing and footwear? you can't eat clothes and shoes, folks, no matter how bad the economy gets.

go on. order a pair. you know you want to.

we wash our hands of it. where'd we put that bacon scented soap?

Another positive step in false advertising...

it's strikes us odd, this balm o'de lip. it's almost like lying. like saying "kiss me, i just had some bacon", but really it was a veggie burger with tofu cheese. why not just have some bacon and leave some grease on your kissable parts?