grease yourself up and slide on over to the Holy Church of Bacon. let the good tasting spirit fill your empty belly with the understanding that passes all. and if they ask, tell 'em who sent you...
this is in support of a young man who spent a moment in the spotlight reminding the world (and the saw-offed tree hugging bitch on wife swap) that bacon is not only good for him, but it is indeed a god given right!